see-the-trees-enjoy-the-forest:

crabs-and-baramundis:

punishedpoisonwater:

crabs-and-baramundis:

scarabest:

scarabest:

it’s berry season here. i’ve eaten so many berries. i have a 5 pound box of blueberries next to me now.

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berry time

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Whatcha got there?

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NOT FOR BEAR!!!

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RUDE

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shitwank:

“I can fix him” “i can make him worse” I can pet him on the head like a dogy

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immovablethot:

thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol

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myclericalromance:

i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said “we’re not catholic here”. now every time i’m doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.

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dolorianwolfforest:

*Chews on your arm* Kim stands in the middle of the fucking bullseye on the floor when harry sings karaoke. He could stand or sit wherever he wants, cause it’s not like he’s gonna follow Harry up on stage, and he decides right where the audience would go, in between Harry and Jean, is where he’ll be. On a mosaic of white and silver and apricot and blue. He wants Harry to see him stand there. He wants to be seen by Harry. In this essay I will

dankxsinatra:

theseventhoffrostfall:

dankxsinatra:

I wanna see a ufo

Look at a flying object and simply choose not to identify it

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kyanru:

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I am so sorry for the trouble, but is there anyone who would mind helping me out with getting my medication? 🥲 it is $25

http://paypal.me/kyanru

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youmaycallmeyourhighness:

just-odradek:

marvel-and-dc-geek:

just-odradek:

sulemania:

maxximoffed:

Marvel Comics #1000: We’re Calling Him Ben

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I feel this is an important addition. He saves so many people on a regular basis that this just keeps happening. And he feels so much for his uncle that the answer is always the same.

…. This hits different when you realise he’s canonically Jewish

Can you please elaborate ? I’m curious as to what it means

You can read a pretty good summary of it here, but as (most likely) Ashkenazi Jews, PP probably follows the minhag (custom) that says “that by naming a newborn child after a deceased loved one, the soul lives on through the child.” (Quoted from the site linked above.) And given how his Uncle Ben died, it just makes it all the more sadder tbh.

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traycakes:

unfunyman:

mini-wrants:

sic-semper-hominibus:

kelcipher:

this man found a gemstone the size of a new york apartment on the side of the road and said “sorry im excited about rocks” about it

“This is the most honkin’ skookum rock” bro.

i know a lot of people won’t know who this guy is but he’s running a company that’s building electric semi trucks because tesla sucks so bad and they named it Edison Motors because they’re stealing Tesla’s idea.

At first I thought “gemstone the size of a new york apartment” was a hyperbolic joke about how tiny new york apartments are, then he walked down the road and found the second bigger jade and damn that sure is the size of a fucking apartment.

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primatechnosynthpop:

iloveurcat:

scarlct-vvitch:

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wha……what is he thinkin bout…..

Soft boy dreams of warm laundry!!! I love him so much!!!

[ID: two photos of a cute ginger cat laying on its side in a tipped-over empty laundry basket. End ID]

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kaijuno:

kaijuno:

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This post was a success in being a terf blocklist btw

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underwaterfraulein:

bookpdf:

not being productive or relaxing but a secret third thing

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